You pick ten fictional characters, and fill in the appropriate answers.
Don't look ahead while you're filling in the names unless you want the quiz to be ruined. ;]


Contestant number one.
Axel (Kingdom Hearts)
Contestant number two.
Demyx (Kingdom Hearts)
Contestant number three.
Leon (Kingdom Hearts)
Contestant number four.
Dante - (Devil May Cry)
Contestant number five.
Jack Sparrow (Piratesss.)
Contestant number six.
Duke Devlin (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
Contestant number seven.
Sweeney Todd - (Sweeney Todd)
Contestant number eight.
Koga!!! (My OC, not the Inuyasha one..even though they're sort of the same..its complicated)
Contestant number nine.
Inuyasha! (sort of rachael's OC, but sort of..ahh, same thing as Koga..complicated)
Contestant number ten.
XEMNAS!!!! (KH)

Ahh...so many attractive men O___o

What would you do if...

Number 5 (Jack Sparrow) was stranded on the toilet because he was out of paper?

Psh, Jack Sparrow doesn't use toilet paper!!


You came home one day and found Number 3 (Leon) and Number 7 (Sweeney Todd) in your house, both drunk out of their minds?

....Make sure Sweeney didn't kill Leon, first of all...
Then insist they stay at my house and...recouperate..yes..


Number 8 (Koga) offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?

Smack him upside the head and bring to light the fact that he doesn't know the first thing about plumbing.


Number 2 (Demyx) showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?

Would insist that he should be at home with Axel, not teaching students things about summoning sitars and making water dance.


You accidentally saw Number 10 (Xemnas) wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo?

Pat him on the shoulder, shake my head, and say, "No wonder they call you Mansex." and then hug him..carefully.


Number 3 (Leon) insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?

Ask if he was trying to ask me out...and accept.
Because Leon is awkward at Romance.

Why did I capitalize Romance?
Habit...


Number 9 (Inuyasha) killed Number 4 (Dante) right in front of you?

Laugh at the fact that one half-demon, brother-hating, white-haired male killed another..then smack Inuyasha and yell at him for hours.


Would you allow...

Number 6 (Duke Devlin) to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?

Hmm...I would let him...a man who has a ponytail and wears tight pants and eyelinerhas to have a good sense of style.

Number 1 (Axel) to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?

not a drill...he'd probably insist on burning whatever tooth needed to be pulled...
but no..i wouldn't


Number 10 (Xemnas) and Number 5 (Dante) to be left alone in your house or apartment unsupervised for an entire weekend?

Again with the two white-haired males...
Yes, I would..
but I would plant video cameras everywhere...muahahaha..

Number 8 (Koga) to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?

Yes. Then I would laugh at how all my clothes are way to small on him.
Poor Koga.


Number 2 (Demyx) to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?

certainly not. water and computers...no.
No.


Number 4 (Dante) to set you up on a date with Number 8 (Koga)?

Sure.
I luff Koga..
But Koga wouldn't want to...
he doesn't need another girlfriend.


Number 1 (Axel) and Number 3 (Leon) to operate heavy machinery together?

it'd only end in tragedy.



What would you do if...

Number 1 (Axel) woke you up in the middle of the night?

Insist I was still dreaming.
Oh that gorgeous man. I luff him.
<3


Number 2 (Demyx) asked you to go out with him?

Say yes, because..he's Demyx!
But he would be a goof.



Number 3 (Leon) walked into the bathroom while you were showering?

Scream at him and tell him to have the decency to wait until I was clothed before coming to visit me.


Number 4 (Dante) cooked you dinner?

I'd eat it....and him. XD


Number 5 (Jack Sparrow) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

isn't he always sleeping on some beach?
I would hug him, and wait until he woke up.
Then he would say, "Oh God...not another one.."


Number 8 (Koga) got into the hospital somehow?

Psh, he's a vampire. I'd visit him and tell him to suck it up and get better already.


Number 9 (Inuyasha) made fun of your friends?

i'd tell him that he has no room to talk, considering the fact that he once wrote a song that went,
"Dog, Blue, cheeeeeesecake. Bread. FREINDS!"


Number 10 (Xemnas) ignored you all the time?

Xemmy ignores everyone, I wouldn't be surprised



What would they do under the following circumstances?

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 (Axel) do?

Incinerate them with his chakrams of doom.


You're on a vacation with Number 2 (Demyx) and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?

Reset it, and insist that he could get magical water to fix it.


It's your birthday. What will Number 3 (Leon) give you?

probably something silly, and very romantically awkward.
like...one of his belts.


You're stuck in a house that's on fire with Number 4. What does Number 4 (Dante) do?

he'd be a big hero and put me on his back, then do one of his 100-foot jumps and bust through the roof and get us out of there.


You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 (Jack Sparrow) do?

He would probably give me rum and tell me it would all be okay in the morning.


You're about to marry Number 10 (Xemnas). What's Number 6's (Duke Devlin) reaction?

He would challenge Xemnas to a Dungeon Dice game for my hand in marriage.



You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 (Sweeney Todd) cheer you up?

slit the person's throat.


You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 (Koga) calm you down?

he'd give me a hug, then offer to fly me on his back and/or sing to me, because supposedly that makes it all better.
And it probably would.


You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 (Inuyasha) support you?

He would go all demon and kill everything for me...
and then probably kill me.
But then be sad because I control his girlfriend...
so killling me would then kill her.
Haha, Inuyasha. Ha ha.


You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 (Xemnas) do?

be confused...and then mumble somehting about how when he gets Kingdom Hearts, then he too, can share the joy of laughter...



Relationship Section...

Number 5 (Jack Sparrow) asks Number 2 (Demyx) out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?

Be confused...tell Jack Sparrow to go get some tavern wench, then smack Demyx and tell him to go back to Axel.


Number 7 (Sweeney Todd) asks you to a dance. Do you accept?

yeah. besides, he'd sulk if i didn't.


Number 8 (Koga) and Number 9 (Inuyasha) are fighting over you. What happens now?

This is familiar....
Well, they would fight, tell me they need to go somewhere else to have more space to fight, and then fight...and then throw each other on the ground and make out with each other quite fiercely.


Number 1 (Axel) tries to kiss you. What do you do?

Fuck yeah, I'd let him kiss me.
<3


Number 3 (Leon) confesses his secret love for Number 5 (Jack Sparrow). What do you think of this?

....this is interesting...
Then I would laugh, because Leon is so damn self-reserved and awkward..and then jacky boy...
opposite...but still akward...


Number 6 (Duke Devlin) is cheating on Number 7 (Sweeney Todd) with Number 3 (Leon), and you find out about it. What do you do?

SMACK DUKEY POO!!
HOW DARE YOU! D:
SWEENEY WILL KILL YOU!


Number 4 (Dante) proposes to you. Your reaction?

i'd say yes. and then glomp him. ^-^


Number 1 (Axel) is all you've ever dreamed of.

Actually...
pretty much.



Number 2 (Demyx) tells you about his deeply hidden love for Number 9 (Inuyasha). Your reaction?

Would start lol-ing.


You're dating Number 3 (Leon) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

My mom would probably get along with him. leon's a sweet guy.


Number 4 (Dante) as well as Number 2 (Demyx) love Number 1 (Axel). What does that mean?

a hot three-way, that's what it means.


Number 6 (Duke Devlin) appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Too late, Dante is already a playaaa. He has fucking cheerleaders


You had a haircut and Number 7 (Sweeney Todd) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Fear. He's an insane barber, so if he doesn't like my hair, he's prolly gonna do something about it.


Number 8 (Koga) thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

Koga......the ladies love you, you have a steady girlfriend already, and you have a quasi-romantic but not really romantic relationship with a guy, a STRAIGHT guy.
That should say something.


Number 9 (Inuyasha) is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an e-mail. Now what?

Tell him he's confusing me with my OC.



Friendship Part...

Could Number 1 (Axel) and Number 6 (Duke Devlin) be soul mates?

Actually,
I can picture that..


Would Number 2 (Demyx) trust Number 5 (Jack Sparrow)?

Probably.
Demy is so naive.
>3<


Number 3 (Leon) wants to go shopping, will Number 7 (Sweeney Todd) come along?

probably not, sweeney will just stare at the latest hair produts.


Number 4 (Dante) is bored and pokes Number 10 (Xemnas). What happens after that?

Xemnas turns to Dante,
"Poking..another feeling...
I rather like it..
I may not need Kingdom Hearts after all.."
then a hug filled with adorableness.


Number 5 (Jack Sparrow) and Number 1 (Axel) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

It doesn't matter...they'd just skip all of them to go drink together or something.


If Number 6 (Duke Devlin) and Number 3 (Leon) cooked dinner, what would they make?

something amazing.


Number 7 (Sweeney Todd) and Number 9 (Inuyasha) apply for the same job. What job?

considering how sweeney's a barber and Inuyasha's a bounty hunter...
Well, they both kill people..

Number 8 (Koga) gives Number 5 (Jack Sparrow) a haircut. Is that alright?

Psh, Koga has amazing hair, but he could never cut hair. Especially not Jack's.


Number 9 (Inuyasha) sketches what Number 6's (Duke Devlin) perfect boyfriend should look like.

YUGI!!!



Number 10 (Xemnas) and Number 8 (Koga) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Feeelings.
Because Xemnas is soooo tormented. D:



Random Nonsense:

What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 (Axel) doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?

Being sexy.


What if Number 2 (Demyx) tied Number 4 (Dante) to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until he cried?

Uhh...it would probably be the other way around...


What if Number 8 (Koga) and Number 5 (Jack Sparrow) danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?

I would LOL.



Number 1 (Axel) has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?

That is very redundant.


Would YOU tell Number 9 (Inuyasha) to "WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...?

...no, but... "others" might.


What was Number 6 (Duke Devlin) in prison for?

Trying to murder Yugi for cheating?


What if, suddenly, Number 4 (Dante) smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?

........
Sexy party.